I learned several new things today. One thing I learned is
that popsicles come in many more varieties than they did back when I was a kid
(back when what I called a “Popsicle” was actually grape juice with a toothpick
in it that my mom had frozen in an old ice cube tray). Another thing I learned
is that some boxes of popsicles come with highly-prized (by my 4-year-old, anyway) white
“mystery flavor” popsicles. Still another thing I learned is that some
popsicles come with jokes printed on the stick, much like the beloved Bazooka
bubble gum of my youth (and the jokes are just about the same quality).
Want to know the most important thing I learned today? I
learned the answer to the question, “What’s the only kind of bone that can make
music?” Give up? A trom-bone!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I also learned that popsicles will buy me a full 15 minutes
of quiet, calm time with no-one yelling my name.
And that is definitely the most useful something I learned
today.
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