I love my children, and I’m a good mother, but I have a
feeling that Child Protective Services will have me under surveillance before
long. Why? Because my kid has a great imagination. I know, that doesn’t sound
like a reason to call CPS. But the problem is that my kid with the great
imagination likes to make up answers to questions. Sometimes very inappropriate
answers. Let me give an example: My son takes a mom-and-me gymnastics class on
Mondays and Fridays. Usually my husband is able to work from home and watch my
daughter, but sometimes he has a meeting so I bring her with me. She had come
to class on Friday, but yesterday she stayed at home with Daddy, so the
gymnastics teacher asked my son where his sister was. He replied very
matter-of-factly, “She’s in the car.” Fortunately, the teacher knows me well
enough to know that I had NOT, in fact, left my baby alone in the car. But if
my son announced that to someone who didn’t know me, I might very well be
getting a call from CPS.
Now, I love the fact that my son has a very active and
creative imagination. I love that he makes up stories on the spot. I love that
he occasionally tells people that I’m a firefighter or a doctor. (I’m a little
less thrilled at his choice of adjective, “big,” as in “Mama is a BIG
firefighter” – emphasis his.) I love that he pretends to be a pirate, or a construction
worker, or a racecar driver. But I can easily see how his pretending could be
misinterpreted by a stranger. He likes to pretend that he’s a patient and
someone else is the doctor, so I could well imagine him approaching a parent at
the playground or the library and informing them, “I have a boo-boo,” and then
listing 27 different places that he’s hurt. And then having that parent call
CPS to come and make sure I’m not knocking him down the stairs on a regular
basis.
I guess that’s a good fear to have – if I actually were
knocking him down the stairs, it’s a good thing that other parents would be
concerned enough to call for help. But it would be really embarrassing to have
to explain to a social worker that my kid was just playing doctor and I’m sorry
for wasting their time. Fortunately, I think it’d be pretty obvious pretty
quickly that my kids are loved and well taken care of. And it would also be
pretty obvious pretty quickly that my son makes up stories. By the time a
social worker had been there for five minutes he or she would have undoubtedly
already been asked to put on a fireman’s helmet and help rescue a cat stuck up
a tree, or invited to listen to my son’s heartbeat with a stethoscope, or informed
that we were going to build a house together.
Of course, he also might inform him or her that he hit his sister,
which is probably the truth on most days. But that’s another story entirely.
Um, please don’t report us to CPS, okay?
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