Hilarious (But True) News Stories

I think we could all use a few laughs during these difficult days, so below please find a collection of hilarious but true news stories from recent months. I have done my best to thoroughly (if not especially scientifically) vet these stories, and to the best of my knowledge, they really are all true. Happy reading! (They're also very animal-heavy, so go hug your pets, too.)

The Great Hamster Escape

A plane traveling from Lisbon, Portugal carrying among its cargo 132 hamsters destined for a pet store in the Azores was grounded for four days when it was discovered that the hamsters had chewed through their carrying cage and were roaming freely about the cargo hold. Baggage handlers noticed the damaged cages, as well as a severe lack of hamsters, when the plane landed. Due to concerns that the gnawing rodents could damage electrical wiring and other crucial components of the plane, the plane was grounded until all 132 animals were recaptured and the plane was thoroughly inspected for safety. 

References:
CBS News
People Magazine

Rhode Island Considers Discontinuing "Mr. Potato Head" License Plates

Toy maker Hasbro had been headquartered in Pawtucket, Rhode Island, since its founding in 1923, and to celebrate its 50th anniversary, the state of Rhode Island began issuing license plates bearing the image of Hasbro's iconic "Mr. Potato Head" toy, with part of the fees supporting the Rhode Island Community Food Bank. But since the company's 2025 announcement that they are moving their headquarters to Boston, two local lawmakers have filed a proposal to end the Mr. Potato Head license plate option, citing the economic harm to the community resulting from the move, and stating that "There is no reason we should be advertising their products on our license plates." The words, "Bah, humbug," may or may not have been uttered. 

References:
Rhode Island Community Food Bank

WBUR News

Hawk Traps Itself in Batting Cage

Animal control officers in Virginia responded to a call of "a bird in distress" to find that a hawk had flown into a batting cage and was unable to free itself. The officers were able to quickly free the bird and release it back into the wild. There was no word on either the species of the hawk or its batting average. 

References
UPI
Fairfax County Animal Shelter

Second Annual "Wienie 500" Race at the Indianapolis Speedway

Six of Oscar Meyer's "Wienermobiles" will race at the Indianapolis Speedway this summer, two days prior to the famous "Indy 500." Each Wienermobile is custom designed with regional toppings and decorative decals, such as "Slaw Dog" from the southeast (the winner of last year's inaugural race), "Chili Dog" from the south, and "Seattle Dog" from the northwest. Last year's "Sonoran Dog" may be replaced this year, with fans voting for a choice between seven dogs (Puka, Denver, Plain, Idaho, Veggie, Ripper, Corn, and Sonoran) on Instagram and TikTok in "Pick Your Dog" brackets. The "Wiener Song" will be played during the race, as well as when the winner drives into the...ahem..."Wiener's Circle."

References
AP
Indianapolis Motor Speedway

Battery with a Disgusting Weapon

Florida police officers responding to a report of battery of a health inspector who was conducting a routine inspection of a massage parlor were greeted by a hostile female parlor employee. When the officers attempted to detain the employee, she "defecat[ed] towards officers to evade arrest." She was arrested for battery, resisting arrest, and other charges and held without bond. Or the immediate need for a bathroom, one assumes. 

References
Shepherd Express
WSFA Channel 12

Emu Vs. Train (No, NOT in Australia)

Train service in East Yorkshire, England, was briefly interrupted when a driver spotted an emu near the train tracks. Train personnel captured the rogue emu and returned it to its home on a nearby farm, and service was resumed approximately 2-1/2 hours after the initial sighting.  

References:
UPI

"Museum of Personal Failure" Opens in Vancouver

Inspired by a romantic breakup, a man from British Columbia has founded the pop-up "Museum of Personal Failure," seeking out exhibits by posting "Failures Wanted" notices throughout the area. One exhibit is a "Wall of Reject," which is a display of employment application rejections and termination letters. Other exhibits include a wedding gown submitted by a divorcee; a would-be auto mechanic submitted car parts from a failed repair; and a number of people submitted photos and mementos of failed relationships of various kinds. Each item is displayed along with an explanation of its significance written by its donor. 

References:
UPI
CBC

New Guinness World Record for Dog with Longest Tongue

Ozzy, a French and Bull Mastiff cross from Oklahoma, has taken on the title of "World's Longest Dog Tongue," with a tongue measuring 7.83 inches, eclipsing the previous record of five inches held by a boxer from Illinois named Rocky. 

References:
Sky News
Guinness World Records

Drunken Father Asks 12-Year-Old Son to Drive Home

Belgian police stopped a car at a sobriety checkpoint and discovered that the driver was a 12-year-old boy. The father, who was in the front passenger seat, explained that he had had too much to drink so he asked his (presumably sober, although unlicensed) son to drive home. The father was cited for entrusting the car to someone without a license, and the son was cited for driving without a license. The mother, who was in the back seat with their two other children and who was sober, drove the car home after the stop. It is not clear why the mother was not the original second choice to drive. 

References:
Shepherd Express
The Brussels Times

Clearly, You Shouldn't Smoke in the Bathroom

A Chinese shopping center has solved the problem of smoking in public bathrooms by installing cubicle walls that become transparent when exposed to smoke. The bathrooms are clearly marked with signs stating, "Smoking makes the glass transparent, Hold your urge to smoke if you do not want to become famous online." and when the glass becomes transparent an audio announcement states loudly, "This is a public place where smoking is prohibited. For your own health and the health of others, please do not smoke here." There is no word on whether anyone has tested its efficacy. 

References:
Shepherd Express
South China Morning Post

Neighbors Complain About Overwhelming Smell of Donuts

It is always "time to make the donuts" in Haverhill, Massachusetts, location of the largest Dunkin' Donuts bakery in the United States. But area residents are tired of the cloyingly sweet smell of baked goods that constantly hangs in the air. "My house smells like donuts all the time," complained one resident at a recent City Council meeting. Another reported a "carnival smell" reminiscent of fried dough. A representative of Cafua Management Company, which owns the factory, admitted, "We make one million donuts a day," but also stated that the facility has new equipment which is regularly cleaned and maintained and meets all regulatory standards. City Councilors have requested that health inspectors visit the plant to check the air quality. 

References:
CBS News

"Stupid" TikTok Trend Endangers People and Cows

A recent TikTok trend of people filming themselves with Highland cattle has resulted in emergency services needing to rescue three people in Butser Hill in Hampshire, England, when they became lost and disoriented while looking for the shaggy beasts as dusk and cold temperatures approached. In addition, local farmers are annoyed with TikTokers whose cars block access to their fields and damage the soil and crops. Hampshire Fire and Rescue Services has warned the public against the viral trend, for their own safety (and that of the cattle, presumably).

Comfort Foods for a Snowy Day

It's been a few years since I've posted "blizzard recipes," so it's high time for another collection of recipes for hearty comfort foods that will warm you up, body and soul, and a wintry day. I've tried to focus on recipes with ingredients that you're likely to already have in your fridge, freezer, or pantry, so you don't have to go to the store. The main items include chicken breast, ground beef, fresh carrots, canned beans and tomatoes, potatoes, and cheese.

Cottage Pie

1 lb ground beef
onion powder
garlic powder
salt and pepper
6 servings of mashed potatoes (instant or from scratch)
2 cups frozen corn (or other vegetables of choice)
2 cups shredded cheese

In a large skillet, brown ground beef seasoning with onion powder, garlic powder, salt, and pepper to taste. While meat is browning, prepare mashed potatoes. When meat is thoroughly browned, drain fat and layer beef in the bottom of a deep casserole dish. Top with frozen vegetables (no need to thaw). Spread potatoes on top and smooth surface with a spatula or the back of a spoon. Top with shredded cheese. Cover with foil and bake at 375 for 30 minutes, removing foil for the last five minutes so cheese gets browned and crispy. Allow to set for 5 minutes before serving. 

Breakfast Casserole (It's not just for breakfast)

1 lb bacon, cut into 1/2-inch strips ("lardons")
1 medium onion, diced
1 sweet bell pepper, diced (optional)
3 cloves garlic, minced
12 eggs
1 cup milk
3 cups frozen diced or shredded potatoes (no need to thaw)
2 cups shredded cheese, divided
1-1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper

In a large skillet over medium heat, cook bacon until browned and crispy, stirring occasionally. Remove bacon using a slotted spoon and drain on a plate lined with a paper towel. Drain all but a few tablespoons of the bacon grease. Add the onion and bell pepper (if using) to the skillet with the bacon grease and cook until tender, then add garlic and cook for two additional minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat. 

In a large bowl, beat the eggs then whisk in the milk. Stir in the cooked vegetables, frozen potatoes, and 1 cup of shredded cheese. Set aside 3/4 cup of the bacon and stir the rest into the egg mixture, then season with salt and pepper. 

Spray a 9x13 baking dish with nonstick spray and pour egg mixture into dish. Top with remaining cheese. Bake (uncovered) at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Sprinkle the reserved bacon over the top then bake for an additional 20 to 30 minutes until eggs are firm and top is slightly golden brown. Allow to sit for 10 minutes before serving. 

Slow Cooker Bolognese

1-1/2 lbs ground beef
2 (28-oz) cans of crushed (or diced, or stewed) tomatoes 
1 large onion, finely chopped
2 stalks celery, finely chopped (if you don't have any on hand, just leave it out)
2 medium carrots, chopped, shredded, or thinly sliced
5 cloves garlic, minced
3/4 tsp dried parsley
3/4 tsp dried basil
3/4 tsp dried oregano
pinch nutmeg
1/2 cup red wine
generous pinch each of salt and pepper

Brown the ground beef in a skillet over medium heat just until completely cooked through. Add to slow cooker. Add all remaining ingredients, stirring until thoroughly mixed. Cover and cook on high for 3 hours or on low for 6-7 hours, stirring well every 2 hours or so. Serve over pasta, topped with Parmesan cheese. 

Homemade Pizza Dough

2 1/2 cups warm water ("handwashing warm")
1/4 cup sugar
3 teaspoons instant yeast
1/4 cup vegetable oil
6 cups flour
2 tsp salt
Olive oil
Pizza sauce (see below for white sauce recipe)
Shredded cheese
Desired toppings (black olives, onions, mushrooms, broccoli, pepperoni, bacon, etc.)

In a large mixing bowl, combine the water, sugar and yeast. Allow to sit for a few minutes until frothy. Add oil. Whisk the salt into the flour in the measuring cup. Using an electric mixer with dough hooks, gradually add the flour to the yeast mixture, occasionally scraping the sides of the bowl with a rubber spatula, until the dough pulls away from the sides of the bowl. The dough should be somewhat sticky, but add more flour a little at a time if needed. Spray a large bowl with nonstick spray and scrape the dough into the greased bowl, turning to coat and spraying the top of the dough ball if needed. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and allow to rise at room temperature until doubled, about an hour. 

Turn risen dough out onto a lightly floured board and pull the sides of the dough to the bottom to form a smooth, round ball. Divide into thirds with a sharp knife. (Dough can be refrigerated for up to 24 hours at this point. Allow to rise for 30-60 minutes before baking.)

 When ready to bake, preheat oven to 450 degrees and line a baking sheet with parchment paper, then drizzle with a little olive oil. On a lightly floured board, press both sides of dough ball against the flour to coat. Pinch the outside edge of the dough to form the crust. Push the dough from the middle to the outside to flatten the center of the crust and make it bigger. You can use your knuckles, and lift the dough to let gravity stretch it. Transfer the dough onto the sheet and press to fill the pan. Bake the crust for 7 minutes at 450 degrees, then remove from oven and turn the oven up to 500 degrees.

Brush the edges of the baked crust with olive oil. Spoon sauce on center of crust and spread with the back of a spoon. Sprinkle shredded cheese generously over pizza. Add any other desired toppings. Bake for 7-10 minutes at 500 degrees, until cheese is completely melted. Remove from oven and allow to cool slightly before slicing.

White Pizza Sauce

2 Tbsp butter
2 Tbsp flour
1-1/4 cup milk
¼ tsp salt
¼ tsp pepper
3 tsp minced garlic
¼ cup grated parmesan

In a small saucepan over medium heat, melt the butter. Whisk in the flour. Continue whisking for about 2 minutes (do not brown). Slowly whisk in milk. Cook for 3-5 minutes, whisking continuously, until smooth, thick, and bubbly. Whisk in salt, pepper, and garlic. Add parmesan and whisk just until melted. Remove from heat. Allow to cool before using, or cover and refrigerate for up to 5 days before using. 

White Chicken Chili

2 Tbsp olive oil

1 medium onion diced

3 cloves garlic minced

2 (4-oz) cans diced green chiles (optional)

2 (15-oz) cans Great Northern or cannellini beans, drained and rinsed

1 (15-oz) cans corn, drained (or 1 cup frozen corn)

1 ½ tsp ground cumin

1 tsp chili powder

1 tsp dried oregano

½ tsp paprika

½ tsp salt 

¼ tsp black pepper

4 cups chicken broth

3 cups cooked shredded chicken*

½ cup sour cream

½ cup half and half

Shredded cheese and lime juice for garnish (optional)

* You can parboil a couple of chicken breasts by putting them in a pot, just covering with water, sprinkling with poultry seasoning and a dash of salt, bringing to a boil, then turning off the heat and letting them stand, covered, for 15 minutes. Remove from pot and shred with two forks. 

In a large pot, heat olive oil over medium heat. Add onion and cook until softened, about 5 minutes. Stir in garlic and cook another minute. Stir in green chiles (if using), beans, corn, spices, salt, and pepper and cook for 2-3 minutes. Add in chicken broth and shredded chicken. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 20–25 minutes. Stir in sour cream and half and half until fully combined and heated through. Serve topped with shredded cheese and a squeeze of lime juice, if desired. 

Bruschetta Chicken Pasta

1 can diced tomatoes, drained (use 2 cans if you like a lot of tomatoes!)

2 cloves garlic, minced

½ cup torn fresh basil (or 1-2 tsp dried basil)

1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar

salt and pepper to taste

1/2 pound angel hair pasta (half of a standard 16-oz box)
3 Tbsp olive oil, divided

2 chicken breasts (pound or cut in half horizontally if breasts are thick)

Balsamic glaze or balsamic vinegar

Parmesan and/or mozzarella for serving (optional)

In a medium bowl, stir together tomatoes, garlic, basil, balsamic vinegar, and salt and pepper, and set aside to marinate. Cook pasta to al dente according to package directions. Drain and return to pan, then toss with a tablespoon of olive oil to prevent sticking. 

Heat another tablespoon of oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Season chicken breasts with salt and pepper and add them to the skillet. Cook about 4-5 minutes per side (up to 8 minutes for thicker breasts) or until chicken is no longer pink and registers 165 degrees on a meat thermometer. Transfer to a plate and cover with foil to keep warm.

Add the remaining tablespoon of oil to the skillet and and the bruschetta mixture. Cook, stirring often, just long enough to heat through; 1-2 minutes. Turn off the heat and add the pasta to the pan. Toss to coat. Slice chicken breasts and add to the pasta. Serve drizzled with balsamic glaze or balsamic vinegar, topped with Parmesan or Mozzarella, as desired. 

Twice-Baked Potatoes

8 baking potatoes, washed
2 sticks of butter, sliced
8 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled
1 cup sour cream
2 cups shredded cheese, divided
1 cup milk
1/2 tsp seasoned salt (make your own with this recipe!)
1/2 tsp pepper

Prick each potato with a fork 3 or 4 times, then arrange on a baking sheet and bake at 425 for 1 hour 15 minutes, until tender when pressed. Reduce oven temperature to 375. Allow potatoes to cool until you can handle them. While potatoes are cooling, place the butter in a large mixing bowl then add the bacon and sour cream. When cooled, cut each potato in half lengthwise with a sharp knife. Scrape out the flesh of the potato and add it to the the mixing bowl, leaving a thin layer of potato so that the filling has some support. Arrange the potato skins on a baking sheet (use two sheets if needed). 

Using a potato masher, mash the potatoes into the butter, bacon and sour cream. Add 1 cup of cheese, milk, seasoned salt, and black pepper, and mix well to combine. Fill the potato shells evenly with the mashed potato mixture. Divide the remaining cup of cheese evenly over top of each potato piece. Bake at 375 until golden brown on top and heated through, about 20 minutes. 

Chocolate Lava Cake

12 oz (1 bag) semisweet chocolate chips

3/4 cup butter

3 eggs plus 1 egg yolk

2 tsp vanilla

3/4 cup powdered sugar

3/4 cup flour

Melt butter and chocolate chips, either in the microwave (in 30-second bursts) or over a double boiler. Keep stirring until it reaches a smooth silky consistency. In a separate bowl, lightly beat the eggs and egg yolk. Then mix in the powdered sugar, vanilla, and melted chocolate. Sift the flour and whisk it into the chocolate mixture.

Spray six ramekins with nonstick spray and fill with batter. Make sure NOT to fill each one all the way to the top. (The number of ramekins needed will vary based on size.) Place each filled ramekins on a baking sheet and bake for 8 minutes. Serve warm topped with ice cream or whipped cream.

Happy eating!

2026 Critics Choice Awards: A Belated Review

It has recently come to my attention that I completely missed the 2026 Critics Choice Awards, which took place on January 4. Fortunately, thanks to the magic of the internet, I was able to look back over all the red carpet looks. And in case you, like me, frequently ask, "Who IS that? And why are they even here?" when you're watching the red carpet, I'm including an answer to those question for each of the celebrities, as well as the name of their designer (if I can find it), and a brief critique of their look. And since a lot of the dresses were black, white (and silver), black and white, or some shade of red, I've grouped each of those colors together, with everything else at the end. Enjoy!

Who: Ali Larter

Why: Presenter for Best Supporting Actor and Actress in a Limited Series 

Designer: Nina Ricci

Description: Plunging black silk halter with thigh-high front slit and diamond-shaped front panel.

Critique: I love the lines of the gown, both the silhouette and the seaming, and the black is especially flattering with her platinum blond hair. Bonus points for her crystal-embellished strappy sandals. 

Who: Audrey Nuna

Why: Nominee for Best Song for "Golden" from the film KPop Demon Hunters

Designer: Marc Jacobs

Description: Geometric black haute couture gown featuring large circular fabric-covered panels in front of each shoulder and forming the front of the skirt, accented with a silver circle brooch on the bodice and stylized hair and makeup.

Critique: It was very "out there," but I might have liked it if the "sleeves" weren't quite so asymmetrical so it felt more visually balanced. 

Who: Camila Pérez 

Why: Cast member of the nominated television series Acapulco

Designer: Unknown

Description: Sleek black halter column with an open back and sides and tiny black straps. 

Critique: The peep of skin at the side and the softly curves lines redeemed this dress from being overly simple, and her sleeked-back hair and subtle diamond earbobs were just the right accents. 

Who: Cassandra Kulukundis

Why: Nominee for Best Casting and Ensemble for the film One Battle After Another 

Designer: Unknown

Description: Black column with three-quarter-length lace sleeves and a square neckline.

Critique: Production people often look out of place on the red carpet, but this outfit is simple, flattering, and elegant, and the black sunglasses add a nice touch of "Yes, I'm Hollywood and I belong here."

Who: Danielle Brooks

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for Peacemaker

Designer: Monot, Chopard jewelry

Description: Semi-sheer trumpet gown column with off-the-shoulder neckline, worn over a barely-visible high-cut panty. 

Critique: I didn't love the sheerness and the visible panty, but the design of the gown was stunning, as were her diamond and sapphire choker and her neatly flipped high ponytail. 

Who: EJAE

Why: Nominee (and Winner) for Best Song for "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters, Presenter for Best Supporting Actress and Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

Designer: Bridal Kong

Description: Strapless black satin ballgown with a basque waist and a butterfly-shaped bodice.

Critique: I loved the way the top of the bodice echoed her necklace, and the volume of the skirt was  enough to be dramatic without being overwhelming. 

Who: Emilia Jones

Why: Cast member of the nominated series Task 

Designer: Custom Thom Browne, Boucheron jewelry

Description: Two-piece black gown, with a dropped-waist column skirt and a strapless stylized corset top with front buttons and diagonal slits at the hem. 

Critique: The long sleek lines were flattering on her slight figure, and  the huge sapphire on her diamond collar served well to draw focus upwards towards her face. 

Who: Emily Mortimer

Why: Nominee for Best Original Screenplay for the film Jay Kelly

Designer: Unknown

Description: Dark brown velvet gown with a high round neck and slightly puffed three-quarter sleeves. 

Critique: Although the color was pretty on her and the fabric was lovely, the style was boring and more than a little frumpy. 

Who: Ginnifer Goodwin

Why: Voice actor for the nominated film Zootopia 2 

Designer: Giorgio Armani Privé, Effy jewelry 

Description: Figure-hugging black gown with metallic silver floral patterning, a slightly full skirt, long sleeves, and a high neckline.  

Critique: The fabric was gorgeous, and I loved the cut of the skirt, but the neckline and fitted sleeves gave it a matronly feel, and her short (but cute) hair needs to be balanced with something a little more feminine or flowing. 

 

Who: Janelle James

Why: Nominee (and Winner) for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for Abbott Elementary

Designer: Pamella Roland

Description: Strapless two-toned gown with a metallic silver paneled angled bodice and a slim black skirt with a deep side slit.   

Critique: Simple but striking, and I loved the way her diamond necklace and bracelets tied in with the shiny silver bodice and her strappy rhinestone-studded sandals. 

Who: Jean Smart

Why: Nominee (and Winner) for Best Actress in a Comedy Series for Hacks, Presenter for Best Actor in a Drama Series

Designer: Tadashi Shoji, Saidian Vintage jewelry

Description: Long-sleeved, round-necked black lace jersey with a full black-and-silver textured skirt, accented with a wide black belt. 

Critique: The textures of the lace and the brocade fabric added interest without being overly busy, and the wide black belt emphasized her slender figure. It should have felt dated or matronly, but somehow it didn't. 

Who: Jessica Biel

Why: Nominee for Best Actress in a Limited Series or Movie Made for Television for The Better Sister, presenter for Best Supporting Actor

Designer: Lanvin, Cartier jewelry

Description: Frothy gold-and-black halter gown with angled tulle ruffles and a short train. 

Critique: The angled lines of the fabric and ruffles emphasized the gown's soft movement, which softened the edginess of the stark colors and seaming. Nicely balanced. 

Who: Kathy Bates

Why: Nominee for Best Actress in a Drama Series for Matlock

Designer: Unknown

Description: Black suit over a black tee, accessorized with black flats with square rhinestone buckles and a sleek updo hairstyle.

Critique: The suit itself was fairly bland, but I loved the rhinestone detail on the shoes. I felt like her look just needed a corresponding rhinestone detail near her face, like rhinestone edging on the neckline of her shirt, or a large sparkly brooch on her lapel.  

Who: Kristen Bell

Why: Nominee for Best Actress in a Comedy Series for Nobody Wants This

Designer: Elie Saab, Effy jewelry

Description: Black halter trumpet gown with angled lace inserts in the bodice. 

Critique: I loved the strategically-placed lace inserts and the tailoring of this gown, nicely softened by the long wavy tendrils of hair next to her face. Very pretty. Put this one in the "I would totally wear that" column. 

Who: Megann Fahy

Why: Nominee for Best Actress in a Limited Series or Movie Made for Television for  Sirens

Designer: Ludovic de Saint Sernin, Tiffany & Co. jewelry

Description: Flared black sequin halter gown with a long train. 

Critique: The simple cut was the perfect balance for the super-sparkly sequined fabric, and I loved her relaxed updo and soft rose lips. 

 

Who: Natasha Lyonne

Why: Nominee for Best Actress in a Comedy Series for Poker Face

Designer: Celine, L'Dezen jewelry

Description: High-necked black sequined minidress with long flared sleeves, paired with matching flared trousers. 

Critique: The flare of the pants were a bit much to be worn under a skirt for my taste, but the fabric was great, and the black had just enough sparkle to not overwhelm. I loved the black with her vivid red hair, but her hair looked dry and frizzy, especially given the heaviness of her bangs. 

Who: Rei Ami

Why: Nominee (and Winner) for Best Song for "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters 

Designer: Chochengco

Description: Black slim skirt with thigh-high side slit over a dark silver bodice with a large front cutout, with thick black velvet "tubes" accenting the sides of the neckline, outlining the front cutout, and forming bracelets. 

Critique: It was kind of weird and funky, but it was visually balanced and kept the attention on her face rather than her dress, and I actually liked it. But it did also remind me of the fascinator that Princess Beatrice wore to William and Kate's wedding. 

Who: Renate Reinsve

Why: Nominee for Best Actress for the film Sentimental Value

Designer: The Row

Description: Strapless black velvet column with a ruffled satin skirt attachment. 

Critique: I loved the skirt with its subtle ruffles, but the bodice was too stark and shapeless on her slender figure and did not flatter her. A sweetheart neckline and a short necklace would have livened up this look considerably. 

Who: Rhea Seehorn

Why: Nominee (and Winner) for Best Actress in a Drama Series for Pluribus, Presenter for Best Actor in a Comedy Series

Designer: Custom Louis Vuitton, Brilliant Earth jewelry

Description: Round-necked sleeveless black gown with an exaggerated v-shaped bodice and a narrow skirt that flared slightly at the knee. 

Critique: I loved her red lip and sleeked-back hair, but the dress needed a little less width in the shoulder and a little more curve at the waist. It reminded me of the gown that Cate Blanchett wore to the 2023 BAFTA Awards, except that Blanchett's had a little more shape than this one. Proof that the tiniest amount of difference in volume, angle, and cut can make a world of difference in the final look of an outfit.   

Who: Rose Byrne

Why: Nominee for Best Actress for the film If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You

Designer: Valentino, Messika jewelry

Description: Black gown with spaghetti-strap bodice featuring horizontal faux-sheer ruching fitted to just below the hip, with a black taffeta bubble ruffle above a black taffeta ballgown-style skirt. 

Critique: The visual interest of the uneven horizontal stripes countered the volume of the bottom half of the dress to keep it balanced, and the super-long diamond chandelier earrings and long auburn bangs framed her face beautifully.   

Who: Salli Richardson-Whitfield

Why: Executive Producer and Director for nominated series The Gilded Age

Designer: Sebastian Gunawan Signature

Description: Textured black strapless gown with two-tiered bubble skirt.

Critique: I loved the use of horizontal texture in the bodice and narrow vertical textured bands forming the skirt. Using strips instead of solid fabric created a feeling of lightness and movement, and her diamond necklace and high ponytail drew the eye up towards her face. 

Who: Sarah Shahi

Why: Cast member of the nominated series Nobody Wants This

Designer: Georges Hobeika

Description: Two-piece silver-beaded black ensemble with a straight ankle-length skirt and cropped long-sleeved, round-necked top. 

Critique: Although the fabric was beautiful and interesting, the style of the dress felt overly casual, especially with the minimally-styled hair and makeup. I'd prefer the skirt paired with a soft silver cami and an updo or a half-up hairstyle. 

Who: Sherry Cola

Why: Presenter for Best Actress in a Limited Series or Movie Made for Television

Designer: Unknown

Description: Double-breasted black tuxedo jacket dress with rhinestone buttons and elbow-length sleeves.

Critique: This look was elegant and sexy, and the large diamond and emerald ring and earrings added a pop of color without competing too much with the buttons of the dress. 

Who: Amanda Seyfried

Why: Nominee for Best Actress for the film The Testament of Ann Lee

Designer: Valentino, Tiffany & Co. jewelry

Description: Two-toned gown with a black strapless sweetheart bodice with a short peplum, a barely-blush-pink flared skirt with short train, and a red bow accent at the waist.

Critique: The red bow added a pop of personality to the simple but chic outfit, but I didn't love the tight ponytail, which was too casual for the gown, especially when combined with the winged eyeshadow, which made the ponytail look uncomfortably tight. 

Who: Hannah Einbinder

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for Hacks, Presenter for Best Actor in a Limited Series or Movie Made for Television Award

Designer: Custom Louis Vuitton

Description: Two-toned high-waisted gown with a full black velvet skirt and a puffy ivory off-the-shoulder peasant-style bodice. 

Critique: The ivory top, combined with her pale skin, lashes, and brows, made her entire upper half fade into the background. A colored top and more pronounced eye makeup would have worked much better. 

Who: Jessie Buckley

Why: Nominee (and Winner) for Best Actress in the film Hamnet

Designer: Dior and Boucheron jewelry

Description: Two-piece ensemble combining black velvet trousers with a white satin halter top falling to the hip and a wrapped white satin sash with a long floppy bow at one hip.

Critique: I liked everything about this ensemble except where the hem of the shirt met the pants, and it looked like two completely different outfits, especially with the peep of black emphasizing the meeting of the horizontal shirt hem and the angled sash of the pants. It should have been a one-piece outfit with a diagonal seam at the hip, or at least the top should have had an angled hem. 

Who: Keri Russell

Why: Nominee for Best Actress in a Drama Series for The Diplomat

Designer: Tom Ford, Boucheron jewelry

Description: Black mess jacket and slim trousers over a cropped white round-neck jersey, accented with a large silver and emerald brooch on the lapel.

Critique: The look had a wonderful Marlene Dietrich vibe, although the fabric and style of the shirt felt out of place with the rest of the suit, which is too bad because I loved the fact it was a mess jacket rather than a tailcoat. But the brooch was elegant enough to redeem the look significantly. 

Who: Michelle Randolph

Why: Presenter for Best Supporting Actress in a Limited Series or Movie Made for Television

Designer: Thom Browne, Pomellato jewelry

Description: Two-tone column with a hip-length white corset-style top with narrow straps, a reverse curved waist seam, and a black taffeta trumpet skirt. 

Critique: The top of the gown felt more casual than the skirt, and it could have benefited from some kind of accent near her face, like black piping along the seams or neckline, a more glamorous updo, or a larger or more colorful necklace.

Who: Sarah Snook

Why: Nominee (and Winner) for Best Actress in a Limited Series or Movie Made for Television for All Her Fault

Designer: Akris, Chopard jewelry

Description: Black mess jacket and wide-legged trousers over an unbuttoned white dress shirt, accessorized with pointed black satin flats with rhinestone accents, and large emerald and diamond earrings and matching ring. 

Critique: Another Marlene Dietrich look, this one a little more successful than Keri Russell's. I loved the flat shoes with the wide pants, and the sexiness of the open-necked shirt. 

Who: Bella Ramsey

Why: Nominee for Best Actress in a Drama Series for The Last of Us

Designer: Prada, Sydney Evan jewelry

Description: Black tuxedo pants, a red dress shirt, a long white necktie, and a sleeveless black round-necked sweatervest-style overpiece with beaded fringe across the shoulders and just above the waist, leaving a plain black swath across the abdomen.

Critique: The sleeveless overlay did not work at all. The neckline was too high for the shirt collar and necktie underneath it, and the plain band across the abdomen was oddly placed and out of proportion. A fringed black dress vest would have worked much better while still maintaining that funky vibe. 

Who: Alicia Silverstone

Why: Presenter for Best Drama Series

Designer: Stella McCartney

Description: Metallic silver draped strapless gown with a structured bodice, curved waist seam, draping at the hips, and a tapered silhouette to the skirt.  

Critique: The lines of this gown were fabulous, emphasizing her curves and supporting and slimming in all the right places. 

Who: Chloe Zhao

Why: Nominee for Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay for the film Hamnet

Designer: Rodarte

Description: Short-sleeved, v-necked, tea-length white gown with an organza overlay with an oversized ruffle collar and floral patterning on the skirt. 

Critique: This look was too youthful and "prairie chic" for a director of Zhao's talent and status. She needed something sleeker with some color. I think she'd actually look fantastic in the "Marlene Dietrich tuxedo" trend, but with a pastel shirt. 

Who: Elle Fanning

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress for the film Sentimental Value

Designer: Vintage Ralph Lauren, Cartier jewelry

Description: Clinging metallic gold sleeveless gown with deeply plunging cowl neck, and flared skirt with train. 

Critique: Although this color was not ideal with her fair skin and hair, this gown was striking and glamorous and she looked amazing. 

Who: Jessica Williams

Why: Presenter for Best Supporting Actress and Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

Designer: Bora Aksu

Description: White gown with a lace corset-style bodice and a full tea-length skirt pulled up on one side to reveal a white lace petticoat, with a small black bow on the bodice with floor-length trailing ribbons.

Critique: The look had a fun vibe that combined Maria from West Side Story with Like a Virgin-era Madonna. It had a relaxed, retro feel that I liked. 

Who: Krys Marshall

Why: Cast member of the nominated series Paradise

Designer: Sehnsucht Atelier

Description: Ivory maternity gown combining an iridescent lace bodice with long long sleeves and a mock turtleneck with a draped skirt with a narrow train and a slightly shortened hem, accessorized with pointy satin kitten heels with floral accents. 

Critique: I loved the combination of sensible comfort and sleek chic. The draped skirt looked comfortable but still flattering, and the short hem minimized tripping hazards while also showing off her adorable shoes, and the ivory and textured lace set off her beautiful glowing face. 

Who: McKenna Grace

Why: Presenter for Best Song and Best Animated Feature

Designer: Vera Wang, Chopard jewelry

Description: White sleeveless scoop-necked ballgown with a bodice fitted to the hip and set off with wide black bands at the neckline and hem. 

Critique: This dress was beautifully proportioned and tailored (although the hem could have been shortened about an inch to skim the floor), the black-and-white was set off nicely with her soft rose tinted makeup, and the half-up, half-down hairstyle was just right for the vaguely '50s feel of the dress. 

Who: Mia Goth

Why: Cast member of the nominated film Frankenstein

Designer: Dior, Dior jewelry

Description: Off-the-shoulder white column with draped shoulder details.

Critique: The dress was pretty, but the color wasn't right for her and made her look very washed out. The same gown in a rich jewel tone like emerald green or cobalt blue would have been much more flattering. 

Who: Nicole Brydon Bloom

Why: Cast member of the nominated series Paradise

Designer: Akris

Description: Champagne sequined sleeveless maternity column with a v-neck and tiny straps.

Critique: It was pretty, and it looked comfortable, but it was a little forgettable. A little color, or a striking accessory like a soft wrap or shawl might have helped. 

Who: Odessa A'zion

Why: Cast member of the nominated series Marty Supreme

Designer: Custom Ott Dubai

Description: Voluminous silver sequin gown with wide keyhole opening in bodice front, high band collar, and batwing sleeves.

Critique: There was a lot of fabric in this dress, and the draping, combined with her overlong bangs, gave a droopy, shapeless feel to the whole outfit. The bodice was great, but it needed a sleek skirt and a short shoulder drape rather than the floor-length batwings. 

Who: Quinta Brunson

Why: Presenter for Best Limited Series, cast member of the nominated series Abbott Elementary

Designer: Chloé, Brilliant Earth jewelry

Description: Ivory pantsuit with wide-legged trousers, over a lace-accented cami. 

Critique: I loved this outfit; it was tailored but feminine, and it worked well on her petite frame. Her delicate diamond necklace was just the right length, and her loose, natural curls were the perfect topper. 

Who: Rebecca Wisocky

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for Ghosts

Designer: Bibhu Mohapatra

Description: White column skirt with a bodice consisting of handkerchief sleeves leaving a wide vertical opening in front. 

Critique: The front opening was just a little too wide; a narrower keyhole opening would have been more flattering and might have minimized the paleness of her chest relative to her face. But the white was lovely with her wavy red updo. 

Who: Sara Foster

Why: Co-Creator of nominated television series Nobody Wants This

Designer: Monique Lhuillier, Jennifer Meyer jewelry

Description: White gown with high neck and long sleeves, with a long full skirt with deep side slit gathered in to the hip at the top of the slit. 

Critique: The lines of the skirt where it gathered was very pretty, but the turtleneck-style top was boring and her limp, pulled-back hair did not add anything to the look. 

Who: Jennifer Venditti

Why: Nominee for Best Casting and Ensemble for the film Marty Supreme

Designer: Unknown

Description: Burgundy v-neck cami overlain with a sheer burgundy long-sleeved, high-necked blousy top with a short peplum, over a burgundy satin skirt. 

Critique: I loved the satin skirt but the top had a very 1970s Qiana vibe. It might have looked better with just the cami (no overlay) and a jeweled choker. 

Who: Denée Benton

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for The Gilded Age

Designer: Vach Mai, Baetyl jewelry

Description: Burgundy satin corset with separate halter-strap bralet, over a darker burgundy chiffon skirt. 

Critique: The lines were lovely, and I even liked the divided corset top, but the color difference between the two fabrics didn't work for me. 

Who: Ego Nwodim

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for Saturday night Live

Designer: Carolina Herrera, Fred Leighton jewelry

Description: Cherry red gown with round-necked, long-sleeved top and a full flared skirt with a deep side slit edged with black ribbon and gathered into a bow at the top of the slit. 

Critique: I loved the color and the way the fabric gathered in to the bow. That simple detail, along with the slightly lower neckline, made the plain long-sleeved top work much better than other gowns with a similarly-cut top. This is another look that I would actually wear. 

Who: Kate Hudson

Why: Presenter for Best Actor 

Designer: Stella McCartney

Description: Red strapless minidress with a plunging sweetheart neckline and a long side train falling from an angled seam just below the waist.

Critique: I didn't love the sheer black hose, but the rest of the outfit was surprisingly cute in a very 1980s way. 

Who: Katherine LaNasa

Why: Nominee (and Winner) for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for The Pitt

Designer: Custom Louis Vuitton, Messika jewelry

Description: Single-shouldered red gown with bloused bodice with a large knot at the shoulder, falling into an A-line skirt. 

Critique: Although I liked the lines of the bodice, it was too voluminous and looked too stiff and sculpted in contrast to the soft, bias-cut skirt.  But it was a fantastic color on her. 

Who: Nikeah Forde

Why: Nominee for Best Visual Effects for F1

Designer: Unknown

Description: Cherry red halter dress , fitted to just above the knee, then flaring slightly to the floor. 

Critique: Overall, this was a very nice silhouette and looked good on her, but the addition of a short train and chandelier earrings would have bumped it up from "prom" to "red carpet". 

Who: Sheryl Lee Ralph

Why: Cast member of the nominated series Abbott Elementary

Designer: Tony Ward FW25 Couture

Description: Burgundy ballgown with halter bodice and embroidered floral patterns on the skirt. 

Critique: The wide straps and scooped neckline on the bodice gave it a bit of a casual "tank top" look, but I loved the lines of the skirt and the texture of the embroidery. 

Who: Amy Madigan

Why: Nominee (and Winner) for Best Supporting Actress for the film Weapons

Designer: Dior Men by Jonathan Anderson

Description: Blue morning coat-style jacket with elaborate cream and light blue embroidery over a matching zipped vest with horizontal hem, over straight-leg light wash jeans.  

Critique: I absolutely adored the jacket and vest with their gorgeous embroidery, but I wish she'd paired them with cream or dark blue trousers rather than casual jeans. But it was still a pretty cool look. 

Who: Arden Cho

Why: Presenter for Best Supporting Actress and Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

Designer: Vivienne Westwood

Description: Pale lavender taffeta off-the-shoulder gown with a small drape at the top of the bodice and a high side font slit in the full skirt, with a slight train. 

Critique: This gown was very pretty and demure, but I would have loved a pop of deeper purple in some accessories, like a necklace or even a pair of lace gloves. 

Who: Ariana Grande

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress for the film Wicked: For Good

Designer: Custom Alberta Ferretti gown designed by Lorenzo Serafini, Swarovski jewelry

Description: Blush pink column dress with a broad scoop neck and long sleeves, studded with rhinestones, with a paler pink chiffon overlay forming a cape from the shoulders. 

Critique: The dress looked lovely and ethereal, and was especially flattering with her new cinnamon-toned hair color. 

Fun Fact: Grande's gown was very reminiscent of the gown worn by Diahann Carroll at the 1969 Academy Awards, as well as the gown worn by Sarah Jessica Parker at the 2022 Broadway premiere of Plaza Suite. 

Who: Carrie Preston

Why: Nominee for Best Actress in a Comedy Series for Elspeth

Designer: Prabul Gurung, Melissa Kaye jewelry

Description: Sleeveless boatneck pink sequined sheath, darkening slightly from neck to hem. 

Critique: It was a very simple dress, but the color shading and super sparkle elevated it to red carpet status.

Who: Chase Infiniti

Why: Nominee for Best Actress for the film One Battle After Another

Designer: Custom Louis Vuitton, Messika jewelry

Description: Two-piece pale yellow chiffon ensemble with a cropped, draped bodice front and knee-length draped back capelet paired with a flared skirt. 

Critique: She certainly had the abs for this look, although I wished the top weren't quite so bare under the arms. The lines of the skirt were exquisite, and I loved the back capelet. I also would have preferred a less stark hairstyle. 

Who: Chelsea Handler

Why: Host of the ceremony

Designer: Unknown

Description: Forest green taffeta off-the-shoulder column with an empire waist seam and twisted bodice details. 

Critique: This color was absolutely gorgeous with her pale skin and blond hair, and I loved the soft draping of the bodice. Simple, but simple elegant. 

Who: Erin Foster

Why: Co-creator and Executive Producer of the nominated series Nobody Wants This

Designer: Unknown

Description: Chocolate brown halter column with a sparkly fitted bodice with raised waist seam and fitted taffeta skirt. 

Critique: I loved the sparkle of the bodice (which doesn't show very well in this photo), and the dress was perfectly tailored to her figure, but the color was just a hair dark for her. 

Who: Erin Doherty

Why: Nominee (and Winner) for Best Supporting Actress in a Limited Series or Movie Made for Television for Adolescence

Designer: Louis Vuitton

Description: Strapless mint green satin gown with pleated, diamond-shaped bubble skirt. 

Critique: The bodice of the gown was gorgeous, and I was fascinated by the construction of the skirt, but it looked too much like an old-fashioned napkin dispenser. Great color on her, though. 

Who: Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress for the film Sentimental Value

Designer: Erdem, Boucheron jewelry

Description: Midnight blue strapless taffeta gown with asymmetrically angle bodice and flared skirt with a short train. 

Critique: This dress was quite pretty, if somewhat understated for the red carpet, but it would have been fine with a little more styling, like some sparkly jewelry or a fuller hairstyle. 

Who: Ji-young Yoo

Why: Cast member of the nominated film KPop Demon Hunters

Designer: Prabal Gurung

Description: Strapless deep pink gown with modified sweetheart neckline, long pleated skirt, short rectangular train, and a narrow matching wrap. 

Critique: I loved the slightly funky details of this gown, like the broad pleating of the skirt and the shape of the neckline, which made it look unique without being weird. It was a very eye-catching color and style, and I loved it. 

Who: Justine Lupe

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for Nobody Wants This

Designer: Prada, Boucheron jewelry

Description: Ice blue semi-sheer chiffon gown with short flutter sleeves, narrow pleating down the front, and a full skirt with a short train, accented with silver sequined ribbons tied at the neck and waist.  

Critique: I loved the long flowing lines of the gown, and the silhouette suited her slender figure, but the bodice style made her look very flat-chested and needed more tailoring. 

Who: Lisa Ann Walter

Why: Cast member of the nominated series Abbott Elementary

Designer: Solangel

Description: Snug fitting long-sleeved blue column with plunging surplice bodice and large shoulder pads. 

Critique: The color was great on her, and I loved the bodice (even if I wasn't completely crazy about the shoulder pads), but the skirt would have been more flattering if it fell straight down from mid-hip rather than clinging to the thigh. 

Who: Marin Ireland

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress in a Limited Series or Movie Made for Television for Devil in Disguise: John Wayne Gacy

Designer: Zuhair Murad, Bonheur jewelry

Description: Strapless teal taffeta gown with a full, pleated skirt and a small bow at the waist. 

Critique: I loved the way the skirt was a hair shorter in front but longer all around to form the train, and the slightly dropped waistline accented with the bow made her torso look super-long and graceful. And the color was gorgeous with her sideswept red wavy hair. 

Who: Patricia Arquette

Why: Cast member of the nominated series Severance

Designer: Marchesa

Description: Gold and black patterned gown with a straight-across bodice topped with narrow halter straps and a full skirt, accessorized with a black shoulder wrap. 

Critique: Her boobs were so squished and spilling over that I hardly noticed the rest of the dress, which is a shame because it's rather a lovely design. But if it doesn't fit, it doesn't look good. 

Who: Ruth E. Carter

Why: Nominee for Best Costume Design for the film Sinners

Designer: Unknown

Description: Two-piece powder blue gown with a textured, belted, bell-sleeved surplice jacket with a full peplum over a chiffon trumpet skirt with a short train. 

Critique: I loved the contrast between the hint of texture in the jacket and the smooth, matte skirt, and I loved the gloves with the three-quarter bell sleeves, but having a single black accent in the gloves felt out of place, and the only thing I would add to this outfit is a little black fascinator or a black velvet choker to balance the gloves. 

 

Who: Shannon Mahina Gorman

Why: Nominee for Best Young Actor/Actress for the film Rental Family

Designer: Unknown

Description: Pale pink sleeveless knee-length frock with a two-tiered sheer overlay on the full skirt and a gathered bodice with a sheer yoke, accessorized  with patterned pink sneakers.  

Critique: I loves this as an age-appropriate red carpet look. It was festive, it was fancy, and it was fun!

Who: Sophia Lillis

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress in a Limited Series or Movie Made for Television for All Her Fault

Designer: Giambattista Valli 

Description: Brown and rose patterned gown with a smocked, high-necked, long-sleeved, snugly fitted bodice and a full, ankle-length skirt.

Critique: I liked the fabric, but the smocking on the bodice made it a little bulky, and the snug fit was not flattering at her waist, and the ankle length was too short, especially with her overly basic sandals. 

Who: Teyana Taylor

Why: Nominee for Best Actress for the film One Battle After Another

Designer: Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello, Tiffany & Co. jewelry

Description: Double-breasted brown suit with black buttons over a white dress shirt with a burgundy long tie, accessorized with a large black feather boa, black leather gloves, and thigh-high shiny black leather boots.  

Critique: I liked this look, but there were a few too many parts to it, which gave it a disjointed feel. As much as I loved the boots, I think this look would have been better with trousers - or even knickers - and black loafers or spectators instead of the boots. 

 

Who: Wunmi Mosaku

Why: Nominee for Best Supporting Actress for the film Sinners

Designer: Custom Gap Studio by Zac Posen, Messika jewelry

Description: Deep teal halter gown with double straps and a full skirt gathered in to the empire waist, with an ombre train fading to white at the front. 

Critique: This was such a regal, dramatic, and feminine look. I loved the softness of the draping and the elegance of her sleek updo and chunky diamond collar necklace. Fabulous.