I suppose this could be considered cheating, combining two
days into one. And even though I was a couple of days behind, I honestly
intended to write two separate entries for this weekend. But when I found my
subject for “Enjoy the Little Things” and realized it was also perfectly
appropriate for “Under My Feet,” I couldn’t help combining them. And when you
see my photograph, you’ll understand why.
Tiny toys are the bane of every parent of small children. As
much as kids love big play kitchens and oversized stuffed animals and giant toy
fire trucks, it seems like they spend even more time playing with the tiny
cheapo toys that came from McDonald’s or in a 30-pack from the Dollar Store or the
local party store. (Or the tiny not-so-cheapo toys that came from the Lego
store.) And these tiny toys have two major problems: 1) they are so small that
they are constantly getting lost (between couch cushions, at the bottom of Mom’s
purse, under the seat of the car, in the pocket of a seldom-worn jacket), and
2) they are constantly – and painfully – underfoot.
The most obvious case of tiny, underfoot, hated-by-parents
toys are Lego blocks. Not the big Duplos that you can convince your kids are
Legos until they’re about 3 years old, which are much softer underfoot and come
in bright colors that can be seen from the moon, but the genuine article, the
miniscule, same-color-as-the-carpet, only-one-way-to-make-a-spaceship-from-this-set,
3,000-pieces-per-package, sharper-than-a-serpent’s-tooth,
Daddy-will-you-put-this-together-for-me stuff of parental nightmares. The one
minor advantage to Lego blocks, of course, is that since you have 500,000 of
them around your house, any one piece that gets broken or “accidentally” thrown
away will not be missed by your child. (It may suddenly be missed by you when
you are attempting to construct that scale model of the Millennium Falcon that your kids have been begging you to build for
weeks, however.)
But with pretty much any other tiny toy, your child will
know – and weep – when one is missing. At the moment, my daughter’s favorite
tiny toy is a pair of plastic pteranodons that Santa bought by the dozen at the
party store and tucked into her stocking on a whim. Now, we can’t leave the
house without mother and baby pteranodon in tow. Conveniently, they’re small
enough to fit both of them in a pocket or purse, and they’re soft plastic so
repeatedly dropping them on the floor in church or, say, a dance recital (not
that that has actually happened, of course, but hypothetically) is not
disruptive to others nearby. But because there are so many places they can be tucked,
there are also so many places they need to be looked for every time they
disappear. I now plan on leaving the house 15 minutes earlier than usual no
matter where we’re going so we can stage a massive dinosaur hunt before getting
in the car.
But I’m glad that my kids do know how to enjoy the little
things. Even if those little things do tend to end up under my feet.
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